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Frequently asked by you. Answered by Idiots.

How do I make a reservation?

We are currently taking reservations over the phone and email. Please call us directly at (416) 597-1175 or email us at

Can you host large events or parties?

We are a cozy pub with limited seating but please reach out to us at for further inquiries and we will try our best to accommodate your needs.

Is there parking available?

Parking is limited, however, there is a lot just North of us on McCaul St on the West side that offers paid parking.

Do you serve Westvleteren 12?

We most definitely do serve the best beer in the world! You can find it in our pub at an exclusive price for our guests.

Are you a family friendly pub?

Yes, we are a table service pub offering a variety of food and beverage options for you and your family.

Are you open on statutory holidays?

An Idiots job is never finished, which is why we are open on all major statutory holidays with regular hours.

Do you offer more than just beer?

We have a full spirits selection and even beer cocktails and shooters.

Do you have gluten-free options?

Yes, we have gluten-free food and beer options available.

Do you have vegetarian/vegan options?

Yes, select items on our menu are vegetarian and vegan.

Do you work collaboratively with other venues/events?

Unfortunately, we do not currently have any collaborations. But if you would like us to connect please email us directly at

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